lexliftlove:

I asked my boyfriend today what he wanted to be for Halloween and he got super excited like he had a great costume idea and then replied with “drunk.” He then continued to laugh at himself for a good 10 minutes.

Guys, I think he is the one. 

good to see you are seeing someone! especially that can appreciate dat booty

Anonymous
Have you & Erika had sex yet? Ya'll are so cute together omg

Lol yes. We’re a bunch of nymphos. Thank you. She makes up for my ugliness.